by Christian Reifsteck
I could
never stand
a
misplaced apostrophe,
so I do
not buy
the black
shirt hanging
from the
pub’s tin ceiling
that
reads, “Patricks’ a saint
I ain’t.”
I do not
wear grammatical errors.
But the
boys who pretend to be men
in their
black leather biker vests and chain wallets
and
tattoos encircling their necks
don’t
know any better.
They
pretend to be the devil himself—
antithesis
of everything holy,
everything
Saint Patrick.
I see it
in their eyes,
through
the smoke clinging to the tin ceiling
and the
wrinkled posters of Irish landscapes
plastered
to the lime green walls of this little corner bar
squeezed
between the close neighborhood houses
surrounded
by mountains in a little corner town
that
pretends to be Irish in this little spot.
I see the
hesitancy in their faces
the
uncertainty, the small innocent fear
undetectable
under a fifth beer,
invisible
behind a beard,
and as
subtle as an inappropriate apostrophe
cool commentary on both the guys and the world of grammatical mistakes. :)
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